January 20, 2015. Whooah! I Am Nearly Eaten by an Alligator. Before I get to the big story of the day, I should report that Emory and Miles have offered the first response to the Quiz. Their score; 8/10. As of now, they are the leaders.
Twice before, I have shown you pictures of Annie's leg scars. She maintains she was attacked by an alligator. I know for a fact that she fell off her bike and scraped her leg on the metal teeth on the pedal of her bike.
I, on the other hand, was actually attacked by a gator, leaving the teeth marks shown above. Well, yes, I did fall off my bike, but these near-lethal scars could not have happened then. I did not even notice the ugly wounds until two days afterwards. So, there, a fortiori, the wounds must have been caused by a gator.
But, I have not wined and complained about my injuries. Big boys don't do that. I just thought I'd show you how big boys tough it through their injuries - not like some sissy-bikers I know.
Ow!
2 comments:
But there was blood! You're allowed to have tears if there is blood!
Suck it up, buttercup.
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